Craft Brewed!

People of New Ireland! 

In an effort to protect our new found freedom and in the spirit of truth and honesty, we have created (at great expense) our own unique stamp of authenticity! Forever more where you see this badge, you can be sure that the beer you are holding has been brewed and produced in a New Ireland! Only products produced in a New Ireland may carry this badge of honour!

We have taken this measure to distance ourselves from others who seek to confuse and mislead the people, a practice which has become all too common in recent times in Old Ireland!

As New Irelanders, we rise above such trickery and double standards! We take provenance very serious indeed in the new world!

That is all!





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